Category Funny Lists

15 reasons to celebrate the end of summer

Well, it's official.Summer is over.Fall has arrived.And I will be rocking in the corner for the next 8 months, hoping and praying cold and flu season is kind to us.But before I do that, I have a confession to make: I kind of like the fall.When I was growing up in Asia, we only had 2 seasons – hot ...Read More

Category : Funny lists

Tags : Summer

Dated : 2021-04-06 21:23:40

10 things that annoy me about summer

Am I the only one feeling a little depressed there's only one week left in August?Wait a minute.If you have school-aged kids, you're probably rejoicing that summer is almost over, right?Well, my daughter is currently navigating her way through the Terrible Twos, and has yet to get her 2-year molars,...Read More

Category : Funny lists

Tags : Summer

Dated : 2021-04-06 13:23:40

10 things I learned from living with my parents for a week

It's been 18 years since I left home (gasp!), and I'd all but forgotten what it feels like to live under the same roof as my parents until I spent 7 days and nights with them at the end of May.I'd forgotten the way my mother bangs and slams AS LOUD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN in the kitchen when she's cooki...Read More

Category : Funny lists

Tags : Parents

Dated : 2021-04-06 05:23:40

8 things that suck about motherhood

Last month, I shared a list of 10 things that annoy me, and I was pleasantly surprised with how many people responded with their own annoyances.And I was absolutely thrilled with how many other people have a hate-on for Bobby Flay.So I started thinking about all of the other things that annoy me, an...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-04 21:23:40

5 reasons I’m never potty training my child. Ever.

One of the things that has shocked me the most about motherhood is how, every time we settle into a good routine, something happens to shake things up again.Sleep regressions, teething, introducing solid foods, switching from formula to whole milk, daylight savings, colds, fevers, ear infections, mi...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-04 15:23:40

10 reasons mom-and-me classes suck

For the last several months, my daughter and I have been experimenting with some mom-and-me classes.We started with a very basic gymnastics class, and about halfway through the course, my daughter fell off one of the pieces of equipment and spent 4 days in a leg cast. So we dropped gymnastics and si...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-04 04:23:40

10 things that annoy me

I know what you're thinking.You're wondering how someone as high-strung, obsessive-compulsive, and germaphobic as me can be annoyed by only 10 things.And you're not alone. My husband asked me the exact same question when he looked over my shoulder as I was making my little graphic for this post.Why ...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-04 03:23:40

10 ways I’ve become the parent I swore I’d never be

Last week, while my daughter and I were outside enjoying some sunshine before that ugly thing called winter arrives, we ran into a gal I befriended at the grocery store last Summer.Yes, I've been known to exchange digits with fellow moms after nothing more than a head nod in the produce department.A...Read More

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Tags : Mom Motherhood Parent Parenthood

Dated : 2021-04-03 19:23:40

8 things I hate about air travel

Guess what?My daughter and I are flying across the country to visit my parents today, and I'll be spending 7 days and nights sipping wine and blowing bubbles in their backyard while my husband slaves away at the office. But don't worry – he went away with the guys last weekend, so I think we're ev...Read More

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Tags : Air travel

Dated : 2021-04-03 14:23:40

The REAL REASON my application to The Amazing Race was rejected

The season premiere of The Amazing Race was on Sunday.Do you watch that show?I used to, but as with most reality TV shows, I lost interest by the 500th season.Funny enough, I auditioned for The Amazing Race once. It must've been 7 or 8 years ago now, so I'm not sure what season it was for, but I nev...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-03 13:23:40

7 reasons I could never work in a hospital

While we were finishing dinner last weekend, our 2-year-old had a temporary lapse in judgement and decided to push herself back from the kitchen table, and when I opened my mouth to warn her for the billionth time not to do that, my husband and I watched in stunned silence as her chair flipped strai...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-03 10:23:40

10 things that put me in a good mood

I'm having one of those off days today where my hormones are perfectly aligned and nothing, not even a combination of the Terrible Twos AND the Trying Threes, can put me in a bad mood.Do you ever have days like this?They are very few and far between for me, but when they happen, I wish I could captu...Read More

Category : Funny lists Laughs

Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-03 08:23:40

Inappropriate stuff my mother says

With Thanksgiving this week, I started thinking about my family, and all of the crazy things my mother says to my sister and me when we're in close quarters. And then I remembered this post, and I couldn't resist sharing it with you again.Hopefully it'll make you laugh before you pack up the kids an...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-03 03:23:40

10 ways I’m less of an eyesore than I was in high school

When I was visiting my parents last month, I stumbled upon a bunch of my old stuff.School notebooks.My old-school Caboodles make-up case.A bag filled with notes from friends that were folded like this.And lots and lots of pictures.I spent a long time pouring over all of it. It brought back so many m...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-02 20:23:40

The 10 most embarrassing moments of my life

I don't know about you, but I'm in the mood for a big, fat glass of white wine and a good belly laugh today.But there's only one problem.I've run out of embarrassing and awkward experiences to write about.I know.It shocked me too.But don't worry!I have enough old material to keep you entertained for...Read More

Category : Funny lists Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-02 00:23:40

Opposites attract: a love story

If you ever have the pleasure of having dinner with my husband and me, chances are you'll walk away thinking we're one of those cutesy couples who spoon each other all night, share a toothbrush, and cut each others toenails.And you'd be 100% correct in that assumption.Kidding!Granted, we are a bit t...Read More

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Tags : Valentine's day

Dated : 2021-03-29 08:23:40

8 truths about motherhood

[postriddle data_game="//" ]How much of this did you relate to??!This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Riddle. The opinions and text are all mine.// ...Read More

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Dated : 2021-03-16 20:23:40

8 things that annoy me at the park

When I was asked to participate in a writing prompt about playground etiquette the summer before last, I remember feeling a little overwhelmed.Not because I had so much to say on the topic.Quite the opposite, actually.My daughter and I just hadn't spent a great deal of time at the park.I found it to...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-03-14 21:23:40

10 ways parenthood has changed our marriage

Do you ever catch a glimpse of you and your significant other in the mirror together and wonder what the heck happened to the 2 of you?I do.All the time.Not because age has made us overly ugly or anything like that, but because we've become the epitome of everything I swore we would never be.Don't b...Read More

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Dated : 2021-03-04 11:23:40

10 things that annoy me about the gym

I got an email from my gym the other day telling me that my membership has come up for renewal.How did that happen?It feels like just yesterday that I was making the cute, 20-something trainer who did my intake assessment blush by begging him to help me look good naked again.Sadly, I didn't take his...Read More

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Tags : Working out

Dated : 2021-03-04 10:23:40