Category Funny Stories

Why we’re not winning any athlete-of-the-year awards

Remember last week when I screwed up the times of our first outdoor sports program, unleashed my PMS rage on another human being, and admitted I hate organized fun?If you missed that post, you can read it HERE.Well, the good news is that I found it in my heart to give it another try, and even manage...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 23:23:40

Why small breasts are better

Last week was a rough one for me.(Spoiler alert: I'm fine)It started about a year ago when I found a lump in my right breast. To say I was scared is an understatement, but an ultrasound soon confirmed it was nothing to worry about, and my doctor suggested we stay on top of things and do a follow-up ...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 22:23:40

A funny but awkward experience involving me, my husband, and an order of Thai food

We ordered Thai food the other night, and it reminded me of a funny, but awkward, experience I had on a date with my husband shortly after we started dating, and I couldn't resist sharing the story with you. Enjoy!When The Hubs and I were first dating, we ordered a lot of Thai food.Why?Because it wa...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 19:23:40

What do you say to a naked waiter?

Sixth grade was an awesome year for me.I developed my first celebrity crush (Patrick Swayze), I developed my first real-life crush (Nicholas), I got my period (yuck), and I made the kind of friends that last a lifetime.The only trouble is, one of those friends was a lot cooler than the rest of us. S...Read More

Category : Funny stories Growing up in asia

Dated : 2021-04-06 17:23:40

Why public speaking scares the snot out of me

Do you have a fear of public speaking?I do.Which is kind of funny since I wanted to be an actress when I was a kid.Given the choice, I'd much rather slave over a presentation and let someone else take all the credit for my work than stand behind a podium and deliver it myself.I can't help it.The mer...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 16:23:40

PMS: it only gets worse

Aunt Flow. Cousin Red. The Curse. The Crimson Wave. Having The Painters In. Riding The Red Tide.No matter how you label it, it sucks.A lot.Ever since I can remember, I totally lose control of myself as a person for at least 3, if not 5, days out of the month.My face breaks out.I put on at least 5 lb...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Tags : Bloating Period Pms Pms eating Water weight gain

Dated : 2021-04-06 14:23:40

Free booze, fancy dinners & peeing in the ocean

Exactly 2 weeks ago today, on the eve of our sixth wedding anniversary, I threw my husband under the bus and told you the (mostly) funny story about how he almost missed our wedding.The good news? He remembered it was our anniversary the following day.The bad news? When we sat down for the celebrato...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 10:23:40

The time my mother left us alone in the car

Do you ever leave your child alone in the car?I don't.Ever.Not even when I just need to pop into the store for TWO MINUTES to buy milk.I just don't think it's worth it.I've read too many horror stories.But when I was a kid, my mother did it all the time.Okay, I might be exaggerating a little.She did...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Tags : Kids in the car

Dated : 2021-04-06 06:23:40

Why I stopped drinking at work events

I spend a lot of time on this blog trying to make you laugh with stories about my functionally dysfunctional family, what it was like growing up in South East Asia, and how I'm failing at this thing called motherhood.But today I'm going to do something different.I'm going to tell you a funny story f...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-06 04:23:40

Why I suck at organized fun

While searching online for activities my 2-year-old and I could do together this summer, I stumbled upon an outdoor sports and water program that sounded like fun, so I signed us up for the summer session.The only issue was that our first class fell on the second day of an intense heat wave (think 1...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Tags : Children's activities Summer fun

Dated : 2021-04-06 00:23:40

My husband almost missed our wedding

Tomorrow marks 6 years since our wedding, and I've been trying to think of a way to mark our anniversary on my blog.I considered writing a nice letter to my husband as a surprise, but he only reads my blog posts if I force him to, which kind of defeats the point.I thought about posting one of our we...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 20:23:40

Why I’m not allowed to eat s’mores

We went to a barbeque a few weekends ago and, apart from the post-wine bloat I felt for days afterwards, we had an amazing time.But like all good things, it couldn't last forever, so once we'd had our fill of burgers, dogs, and potato salad, we shoved a couple of chocolate chip cookies in our mouths...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 17:23:40

Why my sister isn’t allowed to babysit my child

My sister has never been a fan of little kids.She finds them sticky and snotty and dirty.Alright, she might have a point…So, apart from the few times she was forced to stay home and take care of me when we were growing up, she only ever had one babysitting gig when she was a teenager, and she was ...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 16:23:40

Why I was never allowed to have a hamster

A couple of weeks ago, my 2-year-old received her first chain letter.I'll let that sink in for a minute.It contained strict instructions for her to send one packet of stickers to 10 of her friends, as well as the 3 random kids listed at the bottom of the letter, and reminded her that if she didn't a...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 15:23:40

When children’s books are hilariously inappropriate

About a week after my daughter was born, I received a package from my mum's best friend, who lives in Australia. Linda has always been generous with my sister and me over the years, so I knew that package was going to be filled with nothing but awesomeness.And I was right.When I ripped open the brow...Read More

Category : Family Funny stories Mobile posts Parenting

Dated : 2021-04-05 13:23:40

Unsolicited sex advice from my doctor

Remember last week when I told you I decided to re-pierce my belly button myself, and that I've spent the last 4 weeks cleaning, disinfecting, and inspecting it while simultaneously praying my 2-year-old will find it in her heart to stop touching that part of my body with her hands, feet, legs, knee...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 09:23:40

The summer I worked for Howard Stern

When I graduated from college, I decided I needed to take a year off before applying to grad school to get my MBA.I was tired.And I needed a break.Bahahahahaha, right?!So I accepted the first advertising position that came my way and promised myself I would spend all of my free time studying for the...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 07:23:40

My husband’s balls

I have bad hearing.Really bad hearing.So bad that anyone who says anything to me has to repeat themselves at least 3 times before I feel confident they didn't say something sexual.And even then I'm not completely sure.This issue has been going on since before I can remember, but it's gotten a lot mo...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 06:23:40

The best break-up story in the history of break-up stories

Do you have any good break-up stories?I do.Not as many as you'd think though. In fact, after sitting here staring at my computer screen for the last 20 minutes, I can only think of one good break-up story to tell you.Okay, that's a lie, but I only have time to write about one break-up story tonight....Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 05:23:40

I accidentally went to work half naked

Have you ever shown up at work half naked?I have.Surprise!I was in between my third and fourth year of college and, against my better judgement, I decided to move in with Douche Rocket for the summer.Naturally, I'd left the whole search-for-a-summer-job thing until the very last minute, so the only ...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-05 04:23:40