Category Funny Stories - Page 3

The outhouse

When I was in my mid-20s, I felt I owed it to myself to date people from different walks of life.I dated a computer geek.I dated a music buff.I dated a med student.And then I dated the laziest guy to ever walk the planet.Of course, he failed to mention he was voted "least likely to succeed" until he...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-02 21:23:40

The biggest beauty salon nightmare of my life (so far)

Have you ever had a bad experience at a beauty salon?I have.Many times, actually.But this beauty salon nightmare definitely takes the cake.It happened over the summer, when the 3 of us were wandering around our neighborhood and I noticed an "OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT!" sign in the window of a new salon th...Read More

Category : Beauty Funny stories Laughs Mobile posts

Tags : Beauty Eyebrow threading Eyebrow tinting Eyebrows

Dated : 2021-04-02 15:23:40

This post is about tampons. And Karma.

When I was a junior in high school, my geometry teacher was a little out to lunch.He never told us to shut up when he talked too much during class.He turned a blind eye when we openly discussed the answers to his tests.He never reported any of us when we skipped his class.And we all loved him.A lot....Read More

Category : Funny stories Period humor

Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-02 12:23:40

Why you should never gossip at work

For the last couple of weeks, I've been having vivid dreams about all of the crazy things that happened to me at all of the summer jobs I had when I was a kid.The time I worked as a waitress in a sleazy diner and accidentally showed up at work half naked.The time I was a teachers assistant and reali...Read More

Category : Funny stories Growing up in asia

Tags : Summer

Dated : 2021-04-02 01:23:40

The 10 most embarrassing moments of my life

I don't know about you, but I'm in the mood for a big, fat glass of white wine and a good belly laugh today.But there's only one problem.I've run out of embarrassing and awkward experiences to write about.I know.It shocked me too.But don't worry!I have enough old material to keep you entertained for...Read More

Category : Funny lists Funny stories

Dated : 2021-04-02 00:23:40

Why I never pursued a career in teaching

When I was growing up in Singapore, it wasn't possible for Expat Brats like myself to get a part-time job to earn some extra spending money.Something about work permits and student visas…So instead of working at the hottest clothing store in town (and being voted Best Dressed 4 years in a row) lik...Read More

Category : Funny stories Growing up in asia

Tags : Summer

The UGLIEST wedding cake I’ve ever seen (it was mine)

I've always considered myself to be a girly-girl.I never leave the house without make-up on.I break out in a rash if my bra doesn't match my underpants.My mood is completely dependent on the numbers that flash on my bathroom scale each morning.I've read every single Nicholas Sparks book.And nothing ...Read More

Category : Funny stories

The most awkward doctor’s appointment of my life

You may (or may not) recall that my family doctor kinda, sorta dropped the ball when he waited 6 months to tell me I'd been referred for a mammogram over the summer.The good news? The whole experience left me feeling very blessed that I have ridiculously small boobs.The bad news? I was left with no ...Read More

Category : Funny stories Laughs

Why you should NEVER lie to your wife

My daughter was 19-months-old when Hurricane Sandy hit the northeastern US, and I remember feeling a mixture of gratitude and annoyance as I watched all of the news coverage on CNN. I had only just started to lift out of my postpartum funk at that time, so while I was relieved we were not in harms w...Read More

Category : Funny stories

The worst sales pitch I’ve ever heard in my entire life

When we were in Vegas last month, I managed to score a couple of hours at the mall by myself one night, and it was everything I thought it would be.I didn't have to pack snacks and toys and make sure my iPhone was charged before I left the hotel.I didn't have to worry about how long I was taking in ...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-03-31 18:23:40

My secret fantasy

Do you have a secret fantasy you daydream about?I do.I have lots of them, actually.You see, one of my favorite things to do when I'm able to snag some time alone is to put my ear buds in and go for a nice, long walk by myself. It's the only time I can unwind without a million other thoughts invading...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-03-29 11:23:40

My in-laws saw me naked

It happened 2 days before Christmas.We were in Las Vegas.I had a wine headache.I'd just announced I was going to take a shower.I was standing completely naked in the bathroom.And I realized I had forgotten my toiletry bag in the powder room.Now, I knew the blinds were open in the living room, and th...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-03-29 09:23:40

Opposites attract: a love story

If you ever have the pleasure of having dinner with my husband and me, chances are you'll walk away thinking we're one of those cutesy couples who spoon each other all night, share a toothbrush, and cut each others toenails.And you'd be 100% correct in that assumption.Kidding!Granted, we are a bit t...Read More

Category : Funny lists Funny stories

Tags : Valentine's day

Dated : 2021-03-29 08:23:40

Our neighbors think we’re getting a divorce

My husband had an important business dinner to attend a couple of weeks ago, and since the reservation wasn't until 8 pm, he warned me ahead of time that it would be a late night and that I shouldn't wait up for him.Now, a normal person would've opened a bottle of wine and ordered a chick flick, but...Read More

Category : Funny stories

Dated : 2021-03-27 14:23:40

I made a scene at my daughter’s music class

Last week was a tad crazy over here.I went back to the gym for the first time in over 6 weeks.My husband returned to the office after hanging out with us for almost 3 weeks.I shaved my legs.My daughter and I started back at our mom-and-me classes.And just when I was counting down the hours until the...Read More

Category : Family Funny stories Mobile posts Parenting

Tags : Motherhood Sick Sick kid Sick kids

Dated : 2021-03-25 04:23:40

How I cured my winter depression

I've been feeling a bit depressed and fed up lately.I'm sick of snow, ice, and windchill warnings.I'm sick of mitts, scarves, boots, and winter coats.I'm sick of everyone coughing and sneezing all over us whenever we go outside.I'm sick of all the little, painful cracks that have infested my hands f...Read More

Category : Family Funny stories Mobile posts Parenting

Tags : Motherhood Winter depression

Dated : 2021-03-24 09:23:40

8 things that annoy me at the park

When I was asked to participate in a writing prompt about playground etiquette the summer before last, I remember feeling a little overwhelmed.Not because I had so much to say on the topic.Quite the opposite, actually.My daughter and I just hadn't spent a great deal of time at the park.I found it to...Read More

Category : Family Funny lists Funny stories Laughs Mobile posts Parenting

Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-03-14 21:23:40

10 funny (but tasteful) slang words for your period

When I was a teenager, I always got really embarrassed when I had to tell my mum I had my period so she knew to put tampons and pads on her shopping list.I just couldn't bring myself to say the words, and went out of my way not to."SHE'S here.""It's THAT time.""I got IT this morning."At the time, I ...Read More

Category : Funny lists Funny stories Laughs Period humor

Tags : Period Pms

Dated : 2021-02-28 04:23:40

10 reasons I don’t like the zoo

When the warm weather finally started gracing us with its presence, I was so excited to get outside and do fun things with my 2-year-old, like go to the park, pack picnic lunches, and share Oreo Blizzards from Dairy Queen.But the park started to annoy me.And my fear of bees made our picnic lunches u...Read More

Category : Family Funny lists Funny stories Laughs Mobile posts Parenting

Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-02-26 23:23:40