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8 things that suck about motherhood

Last month, I shared a list of 10 things that annoy me, and I was pleasantly surprised with how many people responded with their own annoyances.And I was absolutely thrilled with how many other people have a hate-on for Bobby Flay.So I started thinking about all of the other things that annoy me, an...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-04 21:23:40

Why you should throw your birth control in the garbage

Motherhood has been kicking me in the bum lately.During my daughter's 2.5-year check-up a couple of weeks ago, I told her pediatrician that she gave up milk shortly after her second birthday, and he made it very clear that I had completely failed her as a mother by allowing her to pull such shenanig...Read More

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Dated : 2021-04-04 05:23:40

10 ways I’ve become the parent I swore I’d never be

Last week, while my daughter and I were outside enjoying some sunshine before that ugly thing called winter arrives, we ran into a gal I befriended at the grocery store last Summer.Yes, I've been known to exchange digits with fellow moms after nothing more than a head nod in the produce department.A...Read More

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Tags : Mom Motherhood Parent Parenthood

Dated : 2021-04-03 19:23:40

10 things that put me in a good mood

I'm having one of those off days today where my hormones are perfectly aligned and nothing, not even a combination of the Terrible Twos AND the Trying Threes, can put me in a bad mood.Do you ever have days like this?They are very few and far between for me, but when they happen, I wish I could captu...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-03 08:23:40

How the terrible twos are improving my marriage

Do you know what I'm sick of?The Terrible Twos.Now, I came to the realization a long time ago that all of these temper tantrums we've been experiencing could be avoided if I let my daughter rot on the couch watching YouTube videos all day, but because I value things like safety and personal hygiene,...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-04-03 05:23:40

The biggest beauty salon nightmare of my life (so far)

Have you ever had a bad experience at a beauty salon?I have.Many times, actually.But this beauty salon nightmare definitely takes the cake.It happened over the summer, when the 3 of us were wandering around our neighborhood and I noticed an "OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT!" sign in the window of a new salon th...Read More

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Tags : Beauty Eyebrow threading Eyebrow tinting Eyebrows

Dated : 2021-04-02 15:23:40

The most awkward doctor’s appointment of my life

You may (or may not) recall that my family doctor kinda, sorta dropped the ball when he waited 6 months to tell me I'd been referred for a mammogram over the summer.The good news? The whole experience left me feeling very blessed that I have ridiculously small boobs.The bad news? I was left with no ...Read More

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8 things that annoy me at the park

When I was asked to participate in a writing prompt about playground etiquette the summer before last, I remember feeling a little overwhelmed.Not because I had so much to say on the topic.Quite the opposite, actually.My daughter and I just hadn't spent a great deal of time at the park.I found it to...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-03-14 21:23:40

10 ways parenthood has changed our marriage

Do you ever catch a glimpse of you and your significant other in the mirror together and wonder what the heck happened to the 2 of you?I do.All the time.Not because age has made us overly ugly or anything like that, but because we've become the epitome of everything I swore we would never be.Don't b...Read More

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Dated : 2021-03-04 11:23:40

10 ways I’ve changed since I became a mom

When I was out walking around the mall with my daughter the other day, I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror as I was chasing after her, and I stopped dead in my tracks.What HAPPENED to me?I used to spend time making myself look pretty in the mornings, I was up-to-date on fashion trends, and I al...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-03-03 21:23:40

10 funny (but tasteful) slang words for your period

When I was a teenager, I always got really embarrassed when I had to tell my mum I had my period so she knew to put tampons and pads on her shopping list.I just couldn't bring myself to say the words, and went out of my way not to."SHE'S here.""It's THAT time.""I got IT this morning."At the time, I ...Read More

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Tags : Period Pms

Dated : 2021-02-28 04:23:40

10 reasons weekends (kind of) suck when you’re a mom

There was a time in my life when weekends held the promise of dinners out, bottle services nights, lazy mornings in bed, greasy brunches, and last-minute getaways.And hangovers.Lots and lots of hangovers.But the moment my husband and I became parents, all of that changed, and our weekends are no lon...Read More

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Dated : 2021-02-27 17:23:40

10 reasons I don’t like the zoo

When the warm weather finally started gracing us with its presence, I was so excited to get outside and do fun things with my 2-year-old, like go to the park, pack picnic lunches, and share Oreo Blizzards from Dairy Queen.But the park started to annoy me.And my fear of bees made our picnic lunches u...Read More

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Tags : Motherhood

Dated : 2021-02-26 23:23:40